Penis Monologue

Me, Myself and I, we must never ever tell a lie
We once met a woman with her head held high
Unlike any others laid on our path she wasn’t shy
"Psst!" we heard from the corner of our left eye 
She asked if we enjoyed the taste of pumpkin pie

Without hesitation I asked her “A pie? But why?”
She smiled with her head still held high and reply
"My name is Lady Justice you are my type of guys"
Nicely dressed with a green power suit and a tie
“For just US$5” she added “the pie will make you fly”

Tears from Me's right eye began to flow until it ran dry
Her little white lies once suffocated his people inside
Myself asked "A pie?" “Are you Death, an ally or a spy?”
“To taste real justice we rather swallow US$5 and die”

-- Louis Mercier