Saturday, August 17, 2013

I Am Louis Mercier

I Am

Who am I?

Am I sexist for asking black woman to burn up their weave?
Am I homophobic if I can't be with a shemale named Steve?
Am I racist to say black crime is my number one pet peeve?

Who am I?

Am I a terrorist for killing fruit flies and wishing ants would leave?
Am I an Atheist if I don't believe the first dummy was Eve?
Am I an illiterate if I can't define the word h-e-a-v-e?

Who am I?

Just a man asking our President to tax bullets by 2,300% 
and to roll up his sleeves

Be the change
Vote for yourself

-- Louis Mercier

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